Arlington Park Serial Pooper

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By August 2016  a serial pooper would leave gifts at Ft. Barnard Park playground in Arlington, Virginia at least 4 to 5 times that year. Two of which happened in August. They poop around the play equipment and sometimes cover them with t-shirts so that curious kids or adults would end up picking them up and finding their surprise.  

The serial pooper does it at night. Their poop is left around the play equipment. It's never in off-to-the-side places like bushes or by trees. 

Arlington County Police said they are stepping up patrols at the time in the park in the hopes. They were hoping in catching the serial pooper and charging them with misdemeanor urinating and defecating in public. However, no one was caught as the serial pooper. 

SOURCES:

Barf Blog

ABC 7 Chicago August 21, 2016

UPI August 22, 2016

Serial Poopers: College Campus Crapper

At the beginning of May 1999, San Francisco University in San Fransisco, California was the destination for  "The College Campus Crapper". At least 24 incidents of unknown person or persons would crap where they should not and it was usually on the floor. It happened in both men's and women's bathrooms, even once in a classroom. The gifts the Campus Crapper would leave were usually in the stalls right in front of the toilets. It seemed as if they changed location often leading them to never be caught 

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Reddit
Unusually Stupid American by Kathryn and Ross Petras Page 276

Serial Poopers: Water Tower Defecator

In 2002 White Bear, Minnesota was plagued with a serial pooper. This unknown pooper was nicknamed "Midnight Pooper" and "The Water Tower Defecator". Near the water tower, this person would leave gifts at night and leave. The only reason that it was known that it was human was because like they should they wiped with toilet paper. They would leave the toilet paper at the scene.

In order to catch the serial pooper authorities set up a motion detector and two flood lights and extra patrol. But the Serial Pooper was never caught.

SOURCES:

Reddit

Unusually Stupid American by Kathryn and Ross Petras Page 276

The Norwegian Golf Hole Pooper

Photo by Marcus Spiske

In 2005 the Stavanger Golf Club in Stavanger, Norway started getting terrorized by a pooper. They would aim for the holes and poop inside and makes sure to wipe with toilet paper. This continued on for 10 years and maybe longer (couldn't find any more recent articles). They never came on weekends and would only leave a present on weekdays. It's unknown what the gender of the perpetrator is, but with how massive the poops are it's assumed they may be a man.


It's unknownn why this mad pooper has decided to terrorize this golf course. Its found that they come and go on a bike the same way. At one point the gold course tried to prevent this disgusting vandal and they tried catching or detouring the culprit by installing high-powered lights. How ever the pooper climbed up a tree next to the lights, wringgled far out on a branch and dismantled the lights without falling ot electrocuting themselves.

SOURCES:

UPI July 24, 2015

Bleacher Report July 27, 2015

New York Post July 28, 2015

The Invercargill Pool Pooper

 Photo was taken by Taylor Simpson

For six Fridays in a row between February and March of 2015, the Invercargill Splash Palace in Invercargill, New Zealand would fall victim to a code brown. A pool pooper would leave their marks in the pools. One day even hit three of the pools in three hours. 

There was no evidence of who the pool pooper could have been. The park saw many people a day and their CCTV just wasn't good enough to catch something like that. It could be that not all the code browns were caused by one person. Some theorize it was a kid with stomach issues too embarrassed to speak up. It's likely no one will speak up about who had done this and will remain a mystery.

SOURCES:

News Hub March 21, 2015

New Zealand Herald July 28, 2015

Southland Times July 30, 2015

The Mad Pooper of Pine Creek

In Mid-July 2017 Cathy Budde's children came running into their home near the intersection of Briargate Boulevard and North Union Parkway in Colorado Springs, Colorado. They exclaimed, "There's a lady taking a poop".

Cathy not sure if they were serious went outside to see for herself. The children were right there was a woman squatting with her jogging shorts around her ankles pooping. Cathy angry confronted the lady about pooping in public and her children were able to see her private parts. The lady then jogged off with a "Yeah...sorry." Cathy believed that would be the end of it. She was so wrong about that so, wrong her children started calling her "The Mad Pooper of Pine Creek".

The unknown lady would poop in the same spot on the sidewalk at least once a week. Budde's were the main focus of her fecal matter, but other places in the neighborhood were also targets. There wasn't even reason for the lady to be pooping out in the open in the first place as there was plenty of access to public toilets close to Budde's home. She was caught doing it three times and Cathy was able to take a picture of her.

Cathy tired of the Mad Pooper contacted Colorado Springs Police Department. She even printed a paper sign at her place warning her the police are aware of her fecal adventures. This did not stop the Mad Pooper as she changed the times she was jogging and would jog around 15 times a day before defecating again. If caught the woman would face charges of indecent exposure and public defecation and could be on the sex registry for it.

The news then ran the story asking the woman to stop and other joggers to not do the same. After this, the lady stopped her ways. She has not been identified.

A man released a video claiming to be the spokesman for the jogger and gave the name "Shirley". He claimed they were struggling with reassignment surgery and a brain injury causing them to defecate like that. The video has since been deleted and is believed to have been a hoax.

SOURCES:
Wikipedia
Fox News
KKTV